Donnerstag, Juli 26, 2012

29 + 1 places not to be on a sunny afternoon

... in a building without air-conditioning
... in a building without air-conditioning at all
... in a buliding without air-conditioning and a closed cafeteria
... in a buliding with a simulator
... in a simulator
... in a simulator having an engine failure
... in a simulator flying a RDI-Approach with one engine running
... in a simulator flying a RDI-Approach with two engines running
... in a simulator without ice cold Beer or Pastis 
... in a simulator with an RVR of only 125m
... in a simulator having an engine fire an no more AGENTS left
... in a simulator with a bomb threat
... in a simulator where NITS drives me NUTS
... in a simulator where the CMD cries PPAA and everybody else PAPA
... in a simulator with sheep fur on the back at 34°C outside Temperature
... in a simulator pilots seat instead of the instructors seat
... in a simulator looking for the needles in a conventional approach without FMGC
... in a simulator declaring an emergency
... in a simulator crying PAN PAN PAN three times (once would be enough)
... in a simulator not able to memorize the current status of the airplane 
... in a crew centered debriefing without a frozen beer
... in a crew centered debriefing looking for a take home message
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day without a cold drink
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day with a full bladder
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day with a very full bladder
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day with an extremely full bladder
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day with a - aaaahhhhhhh
... in an overheated car stayed in the sun the whole day in an emergency bladder situation faced to a wall of red braking lights

... in the Gubrist traffic jam after a very hard and sweaty day!



Kommentare:

  1. ...solange du nur im SIM PAN PAN oder MAYDAY schreist beunruhigt mich das noch nicht wirklich gross...

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  2. Es geht doch nichts über ein Wohnmobil, da führst du die Toilette immer mit rum!

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  3. Ist "flying a RDI-Approach with two engines running" schwieriger, als mit "one engine running"? ;-)

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  4. hmmm... dieser ist aber doch am ehsten beunruhigend :"... in a simulator with a bomb threat".

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  5. und was tut man bei "engine fire an no more AGENTS left?"

    "jettison failed engine" oder 3 Mal "Oh lord" ins Mic flüstern?

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